Fifteen-year-old Mia was having one of those days. You know the kind—where your locker jammed, you forgot your lunch, and your group project partners did absolutely nothing while you did all the work.
She flopped onto her bed with a heavy sigh, and that’s when she noticed it: the little duck lamp on her nightstand, lying completely flat like it had given up on life entirely.
“Yeah, duck,” Mia said to the deflated-looking lamp. “I feel you.”
Her mom had given it to her as a “cheer up” gift after a particularly rough week of exams. At first, Mia thought it was silly—a soft, squishy duck lamp that looked like it had melted into a puddle of defeat. But there was something oddly comforting about it.
The duck didn’t judge. The duck didn’t tell her to “look on the bright side” or “think positive.” The duck just got it. Sometimes life is hard, and sometimes you just need to lie flat for a while and glow softly in the darkness.
Mia gave the squishy silicone duck a gentle pat. It was surprisingly soft and comforting to touch. She clicked it on, and a warm, gentle glow filled her room—not too bright, just enough to make everything feel a little cozier.
“We’re gonna get through this, duck,” she told it.
The duck said nothing, continuing its dramatic sprawl across the nightstand. Somehow, that was exactly the right response.
Her little brother wandered in later. “Why does your duck look so sad?”
“He’s not sad,” Mia explained. “He’s just taking a break from everything. Sometimes you need that.”
Her brother nodded seriously, like this made perfect sense. “Can I squish him?”
“Gently.”
He gave the duck a soft squeeze. “He’s really squishy! And warm from the light!”
Pretty soon, the Dramatically Defeated Duck became a family favorite. Her brother would visit just to check on “the tired duck.” Her dad walked past and said, “Mood,” pointing at it. Even her mom admitted it was growing on her.
The best part? The duck was rechargeable, so Mia never had to worry about batteries. She could bring it anywhere—study sessions at the library, sleepovers at her friend’s house, even family road trips. Wherever she went, her understanding duck companion came too.
On good days, the duck was a cheerful little night light. On tough days, it was a reminder that it’s okay to feel overwhelmed sometimes. Either way, it glowed faithfully, casting its warm light while lying there in eternal, relatable exhaustion.
Mia’s best friend saw it during a video call. “Oh my gosh, I NEED that duck. Where did you get it?”
“I’ll send you the link,” Mia laughed, giving her duck another affectionate pat. “Everyone needs a duck who understands.”
The duck glowed on, perfectly content in its defeated little pose, making the world just a little bit softer, one gentle light at a time.
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